You walk around like that and no one's ever fucked you? My brother's already got a dick

Are you jerking off to me? It's okay. 👌🏻 But we'll have sex together

Fucked up all your money, sister? No offense, but I'm gonna fuck you now

Choose: sex or money for the house? I choose: get up doggystyle 😎

Always help a stranger, chances are she'll give it to you inadvertently